Bitcoin Ebonics:
So…. Check it,
Yo, pay attention
And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down.
A PRIVATE KEY is on lock
A PUBLIC KEY’s your addy
Fat stacks is the goal
but watch for the MOLES &
never cash out whole
When it’s lifted, it’s high
With a new NODE, she fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is COINS, and movies is flicks –
check BANKING ON BITCOIN, its pretty sick
To hold is to HODL, China is CHOYNA,
Also, a bull run means she in HONEY BADGER mode,
Your bankroll is your poke, keep it on ice, COLD.
An ALTCOIN is a risk, you could get #rekt,
Always remember, protect ya neck
Speak with the BITCOIN slang
That’s just the way that I talk, yo
Vocabulary spills, I’m ill
Yo Yo
A burglary is a HACK, a good guy wears a WHITE HAT
MT. GOX already explained the meaning of shook
If you caught a felony, you caught a ROSS
If you got killed, you got left (on them defunct exchanges)
If you got the DRAGON, you probably smilin’
If you 730 that means you a NOCOINER, crazy,
Hit me on the hip means telegram me
Angel Dust is SHREM you listen to VER you got the germ
If COINBAE gave your info over, then you got burned
Max means to relax, aint payin’ no tax
BITCORN is your grub
A NOOB is a mark,
A sweat box is a small exchange, your ticker’s is your heart
Your phone is your pad
ANDREAS is your dad
BINANCE is the lab and heated is mad
You in love that mean you blind
Genuine is real, feed SATOSHI FOREST for less than a hundred-dollar bill
If you sneakin’ to TRADE at work, that mean you creepin’
Smilin’ is cheesin’, bleedin’ is leakin’
Taking orders is sunnin’, an 28 COINS is an onion
A hotel’s a telly, a cell phone’s a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a L, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way I’m freakin’ it
I talk with slang and I’ma never stop speakin’ it